I'm stuck at school with no good paper to draw on. I have some homework to do but I have HOURS to do it. So I'm bored. So I'm gonna do a big long quiz thingy.

Don't read it. It'll bore the hell outta you.

A Little Bit About You…
Name- Lauren
Ethnicity- Polish, German, English, Scottish.
Height- 5ft...6? I dunno....
Hair Color- Blonde
Eye Color- Blue

Your opinions on…
Abortion- Pro-choice
Capital Punishment- Yah let's just sink to the murderer's level, shall we? (That's sarcasm btw.)
Immigration- Er...what's the question? Immigrants are cool, sure, whaddya mean? The whole damn country is immigrants.
War- BAAAD.
America- We're living in the stone age. Seriously. Hope Obama can fix it.
Gay Marriage- OMG nooo I don't want two people with the same thing between their legs to get married!!! 'Cuz then God will be mad!!! (That's more sarcasm.)
The Economy- It's fuckin' great.

If you could live in any other place, where & why? Ireland 'cuz it's awesome.
What animal best represents you & why? Hermit crab! 'Cuz they're social but shy at the same time (yah I dunno why they're called "hermit" 'cuz they live in groups), and they're actually really sweet even though they seem weird at first, and they have a unique "look" (lol).
What is the craziest thing you have ever done? Okay I was at school and I was gonna eat a fruit cup I brought from home but I forgot a spoon, right? So I was looking around school for a plastic spoon or something and I COULDN'T FIND ONE ANYWHERE, so I sat down in teh lounge (on a couch) in UTTER DEFEAT. As I was sitting their in UTTER DEFEAT wishing I had a spoon to eat my fruit cup, A SPOON FELL OUT OF THE SKY ONTO MY LAP. NO JOKE.

Eh actually it had been sitting on the arm of the couch and it fell onto my lap when I sat down. I thought someone threw it at me though, I was like "WHAT WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM DID SOMEONE JUST THROW A SPOON AT ME?!" And someone told me it was on the arm of the sofa and it musta fallen onto my lap.

Oh and it wasn't even dirty it was in a wrapper that wasn't opened.

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!

.... Eh I didn't answer the question, did I.
If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why? I dunno Buddha?
If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why? Um pretty much every decade has sucked for women so I think I wanna stay in this one. But if I HAD to chose maybe I'd go with the 1950s just 'cuz it's cool.
If you could have any superpower what would it be? OMG FLYING YAY
What color best represents you? Lapis
What would your life's theme song be? I DUNNO EVERY TIME I THINK OF ONE I THINK OF ANOTHER ONE AND THEN I THINK OF ANOTHER ONE AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE PINNING ONE DOWN.
What would your life movie be called? "The Matrix meets Hellboy: AN INTERACTIVE EDUCATIONAL SING-ALONG!!!" ....
If you got one tattoo, what would it be? A Celtic-knot thingy around my arm I think.
What is your greatest accomplishment? I...uh...have spent almost 200 hours of my life playing Final Fantasy-X!

Alcohol…
Are you a light weight? What's a lightweight? I'm 110 lbs so...but what does that have to do with drinking?
How many drinks til your drunk? I dunno I'm only 18.
What is your favorite beer? Oh I took a sip once and I HATED it.
What is your favorite mixed drink? Eh...mixed drink? Er...root beer + cream soda? LOL.
What is your favorite shot? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS QUESTION.
Do prefer to drink alone or socially? Uh, well like I said I'm only 18....
Ever passed out from drinking? See previous question.
Ever thrown up from drinking? See previous question.
Ever been carried by someone else because of your drunkenness? *sigh* see previous question.
Ever carried someone because of their drunkenness? No.

Would you do this?
Join the Military or the Mob? No.
Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? HELL I DUNNO WHY DO YOU ASK SUCH FUCKED-UP QUESTIONS.
Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? NEVER having to work again? Really?
Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out? Nooo.
Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry? Well spoiled stuff can make you sick and I can't eat something if it smells bad, I just can't....

What if...
In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose? The girl 'cuz she's the one who has to carry the damn thing for 9 months.
Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around? No.
You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them? Yeah if I was gonna be with 'em forever yeah.
You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it? Yah probably.
You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you? STOP IT WITH THE FUCKED-UP QUESTIONS WILL YA?

What do you think?
The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? Yeah...they should know that....
You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent? HELL I DUNNO GO AWAY.
Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy? What the hell is a "swingers" club?!
You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them? HELL I DUNNO.

Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention? No.
You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? HELLLLLL I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW!!!
You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person? No.
Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings? Prob'ly teh truth.

What would you do if…
The President of the United States called you: I'd be like, "What's 2 + 2?" And then he would be like, "Uh...th-...no...SEVEN!" And then I'd be like, "NO it's 5 you idiot!" And he'd be like, "Oh. Gotcha. Sorry 'bout thayat. Mah brainz getz kinda fuzzy sometimez."
You won the lottery: Buy a Mac.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: WHICH ONE?! Oprah = yes Jerry Springer = no; Survivor = no, The Amazing Race = yes.
You caught a friend stealing from you: That would never happen shut up.
You witnessed a murder: I'd go about my normal business *sarcasm*
A random stranger offered you candy: Is it Halloween?
DeviantArt closed: Shut myself in my room and wear black and do emo stuff.
A genie granted you one wish: I WANT MORE SUPERPOWERZ I WANNA BE ABLE TO TURN INTO AN ANIMAL.
You lost your favorite possession: I'd be pissed off and just be all sulky until I got another one.
Your date throws up on you: I don't know what a stupid question.
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: I'd be like "Yay!"
Your favorite celebrity came to visit you: Be excited and unintentionally bother them until they get fed up and leave.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Eh I hate talking on the phone.


I have to do homework now...and...then I have to go play in the pep band...for a basketball game. Goody. Oh well at least I get paid.

Oh yeah but OMG I got my first official paid gig playing in a pit orchestra for a high school musical and they paid like $300 it was cool. (Actually my first paid gig was 4 years ago but I wasn't even sure if I'd get paid and it was only $100.)